• Person: Have you seen that episode where...
  • Me: I have seen every episode, go on


i think my parents need to move out

(via takemeaway-babe)


spanish teacher: [starts speaking very rapidly]
me: salí para pasar un buen tiempo y honestamente siento tan atacado ahora

(Source: officialwiccan, via putyourarmsout)

"There’s a huge difference between genuinely liking someone and liking the attention they give you, and it took me a long time to realize that."

Unknown (via astonishingly)

(Source: misjudgments, via brausing)


*doesn’t have internet access for a week*


(via st0rkcharmer)




I Was Trying To Be Funny But It Came Out as Really Mean: A 5-part documentary starring me.

I Was Trying To Be Loving And Supportive But I Probably Overstepped My Boundaries And Came Off as Creepy: a feature-length film with two sequels and a TV series adaption.

I Was Trying To Tell You I Relate To Your Difficult Situation But It Probably Sounded Like I Was Making It All About Me: a novel saga with several side book adaptions and a movie.

(via tuffyguns)


if you don’t wanna go to womens soccer games with me, I’m sorry but we can’t be together.

(via adamariblanco)



Forever wondering if I am contributing to a conversation by using my own experiences or being self centered and rude.

YESSSS FUCK I SERIOUSLY QUESTION THIS every second of every day fuckkkkk me

(Source: stilinskiswhoremouth, via unfck-my-world)