Nice things to whisper when hugging someone

yogurtville:

-you smell different when you’re awake
-please help me (then smile as if nothing happened)
-soon
-you have lovely skin, I can’t wait to wear it
-your hair tastes like strawberries
-tonight….you.
-he knows, don’t go home.
-I always knew you would die in my arms
-every time I poop I think of you
-no one will ever believe you
-yessssssssssssss
-I killed mufasa
-I bet you didn’t feel me lick your ear
-mother told me it would be like this

Oh lort

(via jdowski)

heisenbabe:

i want to sleep for 2 years and wake up with a degree, an apartment and money in the bank.

(via namemeadventure)

"Runnin’ up my electric bill"

African American Proverb: Black Parent Edition (via blackproverbs)

(via tuffyguns)

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oeuniverse:

In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:

  • Public speaking
  • Not being afraid of teenagers
  • Calling the doctor yourself
  • Taxes
  • Arguing without crying
  • Having a normal sleep pattern
  • Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’

Lol I can’t do any of it.

(via keepcalm-hakunamatata)

phobias:

i need a cuddle buddy, must be ok with listening to my music and spending 13 hours in bed together

(via wanderlusttolive)

halffwaycrooks:

Cigarettes on cigarettes, my momma think I stink
I got burn holes in my hoodies, all my homies think it’s dank
I miss my cocoa butter kisses

My shit.

(Source: legitimism)

do u wanna cuddle naked yes or yes 

(Source: weekendwolvess, via cityandcolourr)

When you answer someone with sarcasm and they get really offended.

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(Source: mongoliantiger, via henriksaves)

verywetteen:

spoon me while we watch bobs burgers until I fall asleep and drool all over you plz

(via a-life-with-purpose)